“好想过六一，可是低了低头，还是算了吧，小朋友是没36D的”
"I really wanted to celebrate June 1st, but I lowered my head. Let's forget it, children don't have 36D."
“凭我这张脸，难道不该过六一吗？”
"With my face, shouldn't I celebrate June 1st?"
“各位亲朋好友:承蒙各位亲朋好友的支持与抬爱，本人谨定6月1日过儿童节 特向各位讲一声 不要紧张 我不摆酒席。”
"Dear friends and family, thank you for your support and appreciation. I have decided to celebrate Children's Day on June 1st and would like to remind you not to be nervous. I will not set up a banquet."
“过期的零食是零食，过期的小朋友也是小朋友。”
"Expired snacks are snacks, and expired children are also children."
“我觉得以我的智商和身高可以过六一儿童节。”
"I think I can celebrate International Children's Day with my IQ and height."
“六一不分大小，谁还不是几百个月的宝宝啊。”
"June 1st is not big or small, who is not a baby of several hundred months."
“只要智商低，天天过六一。哈哈哈哈哈..”
"As long as your IQ is low, celebrate June 1st every day. Hahaha"
“我要过六一了，毕竟我也是个幼儿园毕业十几年的孩子。”
"I'm going to celebrate June 1st, after all, I'm also a child who graduated from kindergarten for over a decade."
“做大人太累了，今天就做一天小朋友吧。”
"Being an adult is too tiring, let's just be a child for the whole day today."
